Bert's favorite girl.

Most people know that Bert has been having an affair for most of our marriage. Thankfully, it's been with a hunk of metal that stays in the garage. I have complained very vocally that she gets more attention than I do. But I have more jewelry than she does. Ha!
I need to be very careful in announcing that Bert is ready to give her up. It's shocking, but he realizes it isn't fair to her. She doesn't get out much any more and he'd rather spend time with me.
She was born in 1990 and only has 40,000 miles on her. So, she really is special. If you know anyone who needs a special girl in their life gives us a call.